my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
(Source: neptunain, via fake-mermaid)
Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence
i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS
when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
the amount of concentration a person devotes to transporting an overly full cup of tea from kitchen to couch is directly proportionate to just how British you are
Wait. So would you be more British if you could do it easily? Or would the fact that you walk at a snail pace and sometimes forget to breath because you don’t want to spill a single drop of that deliciousness make you more British?
(Source: azkabanter, via armadillo)